The toilet on this train just told me not to flush ‘Old phones, unpaid bills, my ex’s sweater, hopes, dreams or goldfish’ down the toilet.

Virgin trains have a sense of humour.

  -  29 July 2014

Alton Towers today :0

Alton Towers today :0



ghostonbody:

john oliver [holding a t-shirt canon]: do you even know how to tap dance?
steve buscemi [tap dancing]: not really, no.

2,104 notes   -  29 July 2014


6,427 notes   -  29 July 2014

KNEES WEAK
ARMS SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
MOMS SPAGHETTI



2
So this is weird. 
Cunts about 8 n he’s a ‘single wild boii’ 


Hold me back…

So this is weird.
Cunts about 8 n he’s a ‘single wild boii’


Hold me back…



unclefather:

goodbye

72,375 notes   -  28 July 2014


c-cassandra:

i think we all know this one person…

119,428 notes   -  28 July 2014




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